With everything on screen under control she's able to keep her phone in her hand and her eyes on the prize. Bong, bang, bing! There are suddenly 3 more windows, and Queen Muvva has donated her wedding dress, ordered a No Hard Feelings fruit and wine basket, and googled/purchased "opposite of Viagra, no taste no smell". And she needs them, since her shifty-eyed ex is wining one hussy on Facebook, dining another one on the 'gram, and grinding a third all up on Snapchat.
Bing, bang, bong! Mama has 3 perfectly placed windows on her desktop. When The Diva was ghosted three months ago by her so-called fiance she had just two questions: Is it ever appropriate to wear a veil and train to a board meeting? And more importantly: How was she ever going to find time to do the elaborate stalking required of a woman scorned? Enter Divvy, a classy control center that made it easy to keep tabs on every dusty and duplicitous social media account that skinny jean gigolo ever created. And not a soul in here has seen Miss Thing wear the same pair of shoes twice. But honey: she do, she does, and she has for years. In fact, if it wasn't for her Cappucino macine and Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman", she's pretty sure she wouldn't even try to come into this raggedy little office day after day. Ever since the IPO her calendar looks like a game of Tetris. Anyone who knows Diamond Devereaux knows that Diamon Devereaux is BUSY. By Keith Wilson reviewed on March 14, 2019
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